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Knifethrower



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainey, we are Pastafarians, to the point of having one of them totally obnoxious silver Flying Spaghetti Monster magnets for both of our Subarus... brilliant minds!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot- my last tee purchase at the Buffalo Exchange in Portland reads:

"BRIGHTEST BLOND IN THE BUNCH"

I am brunette. And I don't travel in a pack of people.

I love it when nobody gets it.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're a Pastafarian in MT you're one brave babe! And, say, are you engaged in Bill O'Reilly's "war on Christmas" too? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a treat to read about all the funny t-shirts, because I am always embarrassed to wear them. This speaks volumes about me, not the issue of whether the t-shirts are really funny. My brother bought me a t-shirt from a bar in Missoula Montana, which reads "liquor in the front, poker in the rear". And he expected me to wear the t-shirt around in Chicago. I will send it to anyone who promises to wear it.
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Knifethrower



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainey,

As nobody in our house is Christian, we could go very happily without the mention of Christmas. We cracked up over Festivus, have come a long way from our family Hanukkah Bush, and now its just a nice day to sit back in a nice, empty operating room, collecting time and a half while others enjoy their own days off, fixing the occasional person here and there.

Culinarily seems to be the only way we recognize it at all, actually. A good meal, some wine, a walk at midnight.

Bill O'Reilly certainly does have some points, and it is abominable to me how this society has cheapened down a spiritual belief of so many. I only send New Years cards, I put up with Christmas carols cranked overhead at work, and I only crave the flavors of latkes and all the fixins once a year out of homesickness. We choose to dignify the holidays by not shredding them to pieces like mainstream culture. We grieve for those that DO have such holidays and have the real meaning perverted by capitalism, exploitation and commercialism.

(jumping off my soapbox now... Rainey, it took a lot to provoke me to express my beliefs- you accomplished a heck of a feat!)
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

knifethrower darling!

Your post I've reread....once sort of gobbled fast..then again...slowly...each word...

I think of those who believe the Christian story...in the midst of the $(substitute any money form)horror...

methinks it's a little like being at peace no matter what....that calm no matter what....

it is achievable...

I think of the journey of belief....that Chrisitianity grew from...as that before IT grew from...as that before IT grew from and so on....oh oh...I too could be on a soapbox!.....Speakers' Corner in London Wink

'n Judy will have my head off in two ticks if I roam too far off topic!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

have come across a T shirt proclaiming:

ATTENTION LADIES: I ENJOYED THE NOTEBOOK

Wink Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two (t-shirts) that have recently made me smile:

"I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze"
and
"I wish somebody would do something about how fat I am"

(Both from the store @ "The Onion", the funny newspaper.)
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

love the first one! might have that printed for our Friday night gals' group...
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed this thread when it started back in December. I love it!

I had a t-shirt made (well, had the letters put on it) a couple of years ago for Greg.

NO! I will not fix your computer.

He usually wears it to family gatherings 'cos there's always at least one computer drama for him to fix.

And for anyone who knows Myspace, we saw a good t-shirt a few days ago

Tom is not my friend

(When you join Myspace, you start off with one friend, whose name is Tom)
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