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I'm Considering a Gastric Bypass. Any Thoughts?
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Chicago Bear



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainey, it's possible to do the gastric bypass in the privacy of your own home, with a simple 10-step procedure available on the internet at www.homesurgerymadesimple.com. If your husband can change a light bulb, he can perform a bastric bypass procedure. It's not easy to get anesthesia without a prescription, but not to worry. There's another reliable website, www.feelingroovy.com, that offers a variety of narcotics highly suitable before home surgery. Good luck!
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Rainey



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CB- I can't open the links. Don't know whether I'm missing some inspired hysteria or merely the subtle hysteria of your making up links for little ole moi. Either way, you started my day with a grin! Wink

Meanwhile, on a slightly related topic of things that get my gut churning: THANK YOU, CHICAGO!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainey, I must confess that the links aren't real, though the thoughts behind them are quite excellent. And if you smiled, Very Happy that makes my day.
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