Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 32 Location: Lisbon, Portugal
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:52 am Post subject: Blondes - A Kitchen Diary
Sorry to all the blond ladies in these forums, but I had to post this...
This Week's Cooking Diary
I decided I was going to cook for my husband Danny. Today, I made an
angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Danny wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said to serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Danny brought a friend home
A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.
Today, Danny asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said to
prepare the ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Danny asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said to put the ingredients in a
bowl and beat it. There must be something wrong with the recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.
Danny did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday. For some reason he keeps counting to ten.
We had some people over for dinner. I wanted to serve a roast, but all I
had was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Danny. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven,
I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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